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What is your Plan Krispy Kreme?

I have never really been a sweet tooth perhaps because I spent the better part of my time filling or extracting a tooth. The last time I did that I was busy looking for discounts from a student doctor in LUTH who helped me fill my tooth, whew! Thumbs up to all these student doctors who have large hearts. Will talk about how I fell in love with a doctor on the next episode. Back to the matter I just had my first box of Krispy Kreme and I'm like ki le le yi? (What is this) my eyes were popping as I bit into every piece.

Krispy Kreme doughnuts

So, my friends, Dee and Jee got me the box of Krispy Kreme on 26th of March 2018. That early Monday morning on our way to work they greeted me with a box of happy icing glazed doughnuts there and then I knew my week was going to be a sweet one, yea I'm like that - let me just tie it to that. I quickly thought of the best way to eat them, I was going to share some with my colleagues and eat 2 pieces of doughnut max 3 because after 3 rounds I'm satiated - who know go know ;)

Immediately I got to work with the box, only two of my colleagues were at work as they spotted the box, they darted for it and without permission got one piece each - God help me if any more colleagues show up, they don't want to know if it's your breakfast or not they will all get a piece and during lunch nobody will offer to buy you lunch - every man for himself. So be wise my friend, be wise. I hurriedly kept 4 pieces of doughnuts for myself and unpack the lemongrass that I got at Nunu's place at Egbin Power PLC. FYI I am not all these science students that have mix chemical together I use Ewe ati Egbo very well. But guy take it easy on that detox oh.

Icing glazed doughnuts

I finally settled down to have breakfast - Krispy Kreme doughnuts and lemongrass tea (+Milk-Sugar). In case you're wondering, why I didn't have these doughnuts with coffee? well, I'm not a fan of coffee, you can not catch me with a cup of it - last time I tasted coffee was at First Central Hotel Suites in Dubai was hoping perhaps the Arabian coffee will have an Alchemist touch/taste, blow my mind away and I'll fall in love with coffee but no, That fateful morning I rushed to the zinc and spat it out - well some went down my throat and since then I haven't had a cup of coffee. For those that preach an hour sermon of how good coffee is - message title: Coffee is Life; So Live Your Life... I wish you all the best.

My eyes popped as I bit into the ring of icing glazed doughnut, it was TOO sweet! My gosh!!! What is your plan Krispy Kreme NG? Do you want to give us Jedi jedi? in this fitfam and weight loss era - where everyone is on one or two diet plan(s), folks are diligently working out to stay fit and posting it on Instagram that's when you all decided to give out several boxes of diabetes-induced doughnuts. But where can I get Agbo to drink now, I thought to myself, these doughnuts should be complemented with Egbogi If not you cannot perform well as a man and for women, you don't want that pain. My attempt at working out and trying to burn my belly fat has been a struggle and so I try to have my meals in moderation and intuitive eating has helped me a lot, so why does Krispy Kreme want to pour sand sand inside my garri, is it your garri ehn? because I'm not understanding as I bit into my third piece of doughnut - Yes I ate all three come and beat me. I sighed and this Yoruba song came to mind:

Ikun n jogede,
ikun n redi mole,
ikun komo pe ohun todun lo n pani


But Naija people like Awoof sha ahan, and it can be shameful sometimes oh. So Krispy Something abeg don't comman kee us, don't injure our men fa, yes I'm even more concerned now that my boo bae has gone on hunger strike unless he eats Krispy Kreme doughnuts, My question is are these doughnuts good for men? Is it a healthy something? if not reduce the sugar oh.

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  1. Very annoying. Could not go past the first bite - spat it all out.
    Not to mention, it is more of the glazed sugar than doughnut.

    It should have been called Krispy Kreme Sugar.....

    SAM

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